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matthew!!
profile overview...


Name: Matthew Bishop
Nicknames: #33, Matt, tt33
Age: ~27
Gender: Male
Height: 6'3''
Birthdate: May 3rd, 1996
Pronouns: He/Him
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Position: Goaltender

Date Created: 10/3/2021
Designer: @ Lycanwlf




> autism be damned my boy can play in the nhl
> Certified sonic speedrunner first, Vezina winner second
> Golden retriever boyfriend or whatever straight people call blonde men that act like dogs
> Was originally made as a literal bishop that was like. in a homoerotic relationship with shawn who was a demon i think? anyway hes an athiest now
> Kills People With His Mind when hes in the net. He releases the curse of 1000 NHL players upon opponents who annoy him

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personality, likes and dislikes... Matthew is very quiet around most (99%) of people, combining this with his scary resting face and inability to blink a normal amount? Yeah he has a hard time interacting with other people LMFAO.
Once you gain his trust however, he does NOT stop talking. He has a BAD tendency to talk over people. He doesn't do it on purpose, he does it cause he loves you and wants you to know literally everything that's ever happened to him! He cares about everyone else around him almost to a fault. He’d have a hard time breathing if someone happened to mention their head hurt a little. He's literally like a dog that can sense if you're sad. He's Very dog coded.
Despite being sensitive to other’s emotions, he loves teasing others and talking down to people. Mostly for the bit, but he is a very judgemental person. Not in a weird way, he's just NOT afraid to tell someone they're talking slightly too loud in a waiting room.

backstory... Overview/TLDR
From St. Paul, Minnesota, Matthew Bishop is #33 on the Washington Specters. Matt was signed as a free agent during his final year of college and played for the Winnipeg Jets until he was brought to Washington, where he met Shawn. The two of them got along extremely well and quickly became some of the best players during their time in the league. Matthew is currently the primary goalie for the Specters, the backup goalie being Jacques Dumas.

Past.txt
Matthew was born to 2 first time parents, Mary and Christian Bishop. His family was upper middle class, with his father being a neurosurgeon and his mother being a psychologist. He had an extremely hard time in school, as all of the other kids thought he was weird and would refuse to talk to him or even just acknowledge his existence. It got even worse when he entered middle school, where the kids would start being actively malicious towards him, as they found it funny to make him have meltdowns. Matt was ashamed of his social ineptitude and would routinely lie to his parents about his relationships with other kids.

High School was his breaking point however, as the kids found out he was gay through his hockey teammates. He only lasted a year at high school before he had to switch to homeschooling, further isolating him until college. He made the college hockey team and there he was noticed by the NHL.

He played for the Jets for a couple years, until the Specter's oldest goaltender retired and they picked him up as a replacement. During his time in Winnipeg he met and hooked up with a couple random guys but they never stayed with him for very long. He was still extremely lonely when he arrived in Seattle, which would be changed pretty quickly when Shawn arrived shortly after.
Future.txt
He made a name for himself in the NHL after the Specter's 2022 cup win, where he managed to get a shutout in game 7 and make several incredibly impressive saves. Over the years he won the Vezina trophy a total of 4 times and was consistently at the top of the league. When Jacques retired, a new goaltender was brought in, Thomas Redwood. Matt LOVED this kid and spent every day training him and befriending him, even offering to help him buy a house in Seattle. They became an unstoppable duo during Matt's final years with the team. He retired the same game as Shawn, and was immediately asked to stay with the organization in some way, which he obviously accepted. He became the Specter's head goalie coach, and would go on to train several more goalies until he formally retired in his 60s.

trivia...

> Almost constantly masked, which has the side effect of making him constnatly exhausted. This has a weird upside though, where when he's on the ice he can completely unmask which allows him to focus EXTREMELY well.

> Sleeps a minimum of 13 hours a day. He LOVES naps and he knows it's probably not the BEST thing in the world that he's asleep for more than half the day, but what's he gonna do? Stay awake?

> Is in an intimate relationship with his PC, which is named Vixen. He has no idea why he views his PC as female and why he LIKES her sexually but its none of his business.

> Has the WR for several sonic speedruns, but his main game is Sonic Unleashed, where he has logged well over 3,000 hours in. If you're unaware that game normally takes around 7-10 hours to beat casually and the IRL wr is a little under 2 hours.

> He's friends with a bunch of well known speedrunners and online personalities and for literally like 7 years no one knew he played in the NHL. He accidentally revealed his "secret identity" to his friends in a call one day and they FREAKED out.

> His username for his speedrunning/sonic acocunts is tt33. The NHL media is very aware of his alt accounts but its been well established that Matt just does NOT want to talk about his personal life with interviewers, so everytime he's asked about it he replies "that's not me idk who you're talking about."

relationships...

SHAWN.txt

His entire world. Shawn wasn't Matt's first boyfriend, but he was his first Friend, if you know what I mean. Shawn is the only person in the world Matt can fully be himself around and not feel scared or intimidated. They would both EVISCERATE another person for each other and I am NOT exaggerating.

JONATHAN.txt

Shawn's best friend so he's HIS best friend. It took a LONG time for Matt to feel comfortable around Jonathan, but once he did they quickly became besties. Jonathan made the mistake once of asking Matt what Sonic game he should play first and now every couple days Jonathan comes over and Matt plays through a game or 2 whilst talking about random bullshit with Shawn.

MALLORY.txt

Not SUPER close but they still love each other. Besides Shawn, Mallory is probably the person Matt can be the LOUDEST with, as they both enable each other's Can't Stop Talking disease. And they just like screaming LOL

JACQUES.txt

AAAHHH they love each other so much. Student and Mentor type relationship. Matt would fucking KILLLLL for Jacques, and Jacques LOOOVVES it. He's taught Matt literally everything he knows about goaltending. They love making fun of the other players on their team for being Filthy Normal Players and not AWESOME goaltenders, some of the younger players hate them LMFAO. They also fuck nasty or whatever, not surprising in the slightest.